My friend sent me to this website that I thought was real for a few minutes – for those few minutes it was awesome… even GLORIOUS.

Prophetess Debbie is some chick or dude who pretends to be this Christian lady prophet who is ordained by God to speak for him and his son, the sweet baby Jesus.

But then you realize pretty quickly that it’s just somebody trolling people on the internet. If you’re freaking out over this Prophetess Debbie person you need to really wake the fuck up. It’s not really my kind of humor. It’s like a drag show or burlesque show – you see one, you’ve seen them all. You read one blog post on this site and you’ve pretty much read them all. They’re all just kinda the same. She says crazy shit and claims to be a prophet, and people believe her (or him) and leave angry and outraged comments. Over and over and over again.

In one blog entry “Prophetess Debbie” calls Caylee Anthony’s murder “Justifiable Homicide“which is just silly, and then makes a bunch of crazy statements about how God told her that Caylee was an evil, devil spawn child who deserved to be killed… and as you’d expect Christians get all upset that she’s giving Christians a bad name. She refers to Casey Anthony as a “sister in Christ” and talks about how Casey was just doing God’s work when she killed Caylee. You get it. That kind of shit.

When stupid people get mad at her, she responds with things like this…

It’s hard to read because it’s small but it says, “I rebuke you! And I plead the power of the BLOOD of the Perfect Lamb over my life and this message board. I pray that Jesus rapes you and your children (both male and female) to teach you a lesson about besmirching and slandering his anointed.”

I mean seriously, if you’re gonna get raped… may as well be by the best, right?

This comment actually made me laugh but was also the comment that confirmed my suspicions that the site was fake… I suspected right away, but wasn’t sure, so I kept reading but it becomes obvious pretty quick. Don’t get me wrong, the site is worth a few minutes of your time. Leave a comment, pretend to be angry or pretend to agree with her, like most people do in the comments. Seems like most people get what’s going on on the site, just a few who are sadly in the dark or pretending to be. I started to think that this person who pretends to be Debbie was also making up characters and leaving themselves comments to respond to, which is entirely possible as well but who knows.

I wish to God that the Prophetess Debbie were real. Please Jesus, strike down this demon who pretends to be Debbie and create a REAL DEBBIE!

She has friends who also pretend to be crazy Christians like this lady: Betty Bowers who makes videos on YouTube. I couldn’t get more than a few seconds into any of the videos without clicking away. I mean the only interesting thing about religious zealots like this are that they are being sincere… That’s what makes them funny to me. Maybe I’m just jaded. Maybe I’m just too bummed that Debbie isn’t real to enjoy the site once I figured it out. I don’t know.

Both of these fake ladies seem like characters from True Blood – Vampire haters or something. I love that photo of Debbie that she uses. It’s pretty good.

What’s your favorite fake website character/troll?