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So I found out a few months ago that I had these fibroids. I guess that half of all women get them but they aren’t always the size of grapefruit and tennis balls. I made my doctor promise to take photos for me. He wouldn’t let me take them home but he said they are hard like a baseball and dense, not spongy or juicy like they look.
Here’s a pic of what they took out of me.
It’s crazy cuz they had to do a c-section, they were so big. Surgery is crazy. There’s nothing you can do to prepare for it other than get some rest, eat well, and get some exercise. You show up at the hospital and things just start happening, you get hooked up to an IV and then wheeled into a room and you’re talking to people and then suddenly you wake up and it’s all over and people are quickly moving you to another room. I started crying and they asked, “Do you feel pain? Where does it hurt?” and I told them that I wasn’t crying from pain. I wasn’t sure why I was crying and they said that was a normal reaction to surgery. You’re in shock. The best part is the first few days when you’re on an IV of pain killers, you feel totally fine, like you could get up and clean the house and then they take the pain meds out of the IV and give you pills and that’s when you start feeling it…I don’t know if it’s pain as much as just a general discomfort. Tightness in the area where the surgery was. Soreness. I couldn’t sleep for a few days, I was almost always awake. They gave me pills to make me sleep but they didn’t do a thing for me. I just sat up watching TV and reading and playing Draw Something on my phone.
I’m glad those giant tumors are out of me now. I also had a cyst on my ovary and they took that out too. I didn’t get to see a photo of it.
This is a hilarious lawyer/law comedy short that was shown at the SlamDance film festival back in the 90′s – it’s hilarious and stars Brian Scott McFadden, Vance DeGeneres, and Jeremy Kramer. It’s absolutely hilarious.
What do you think?
Show it to a lawyer you love!
The next episode of “Man Up” airs on Tuesday night Oct. 25th at 8:30pm on ABC. The cast and crew have been shooting these funny little viral videos and releasing them to a secret YouTube account each week. Do you like boobs? Of course you do.
You can’t say that Teri Polo isn’t doing everything she can to sell this show. I’m kind of impressed that she did that. That’s why I have declared Teri Polo as the Meanest Girls On Earth “Meanest Girl Of The Day!” I respect any woman who puts it all out there for her art! Not to mention the show is hilarious. Really looking forward to this week’s episode and now that I realize the viral videos are going to keep coming…I’m looking forward to next week’s viral vid.
I am sick of hearing middle aged white dudes bitching about the emasculation of men in modern society. Really? You don’t like how you are portrayed on TV, commercials, movies, magazines and on the internet? It doesn’t seem fair? That’s not who you REALLY are? Try being a woman. We’ve had to deal with it our entire lives…since the dawn of civilization. When feminists complain they are told to have a sense of humor and get over it. Well dudes…it’s your turn.
TV shows like “Man Up,” “Last Man Standing,” and “How To Be A Gentleman” have struck a chord with American males who are insecure in their masculinity and to be honest, it’s pathetic and I’m sick of hearing about it.
Here are a few of my thoughts on the issue:
1. If, in the middle of the worst recession since the Great Depression you feel so slighted by society that you have to blog and tweet and write indignant Facebook status updates about how you feel emasculated by TV shows…if during a national economic disaster your slighted masculine ego takes precedence over all other troubles plaguing society…you need to get a grip. Do you have any idea what kind of incredible pu$$ you sound like? Get a sense of humor for fu¢k sake. Stop taking yourself so seriously. I hate to break it to you but your masculinity is at the bottom of society’s To-Do list at the moment.
2. Get a hobby. If you’re spending time every day thinking, worrying and feeling angry about your own personal emasculation…you need to get a job or find a passion in life. Art? Woodwork? Playing football? Cooking? Charity? Politics? Education? Social issues? Mixed martial arts? Stand-up comedy? There are so many better things you could be doing with your time.
3. Have you ever considered that it’s not an “emasculation” as much as it is the natural evolutionary cycle of human beings? Being a dandy use to be quite popular. I’m not saying that modern men are dandies because they are far from it, but I think that it’s natural for things to swing in different directions over time. If you don’t like the swing, get outta the playground.
4. Now let’s talk about video games. Don’t get your boxer briefs in a wad when other people tease you or make fun of you for playing your little games. Just enjoy it. It’s as silly as a pole dancing workout. Some women like to spend their free time pretending to be strippers and you spend your free time pretending to be a soldier fighting an imaginary war. It’s funny…it’s cute…deal with it. It doesn’t make you any less of a “man.” What DOES make you less of a man is not having a sense of humor about the absurdity of your own reality.
These are a few of the MANY reasons I’m looking forward to watching shows like “Man Up.” Thank God someone has a sense of humor about their own masculinity.
So next time you are feeling indignant about your masculinity and you want to take your hurt feelings out on the nearest sitcom…ask yourself if the lady doth protest too much. Is society making you feel emasculated or is it something inside you? Remember, John Wayne wore make-up to work every day.
Why can’t Nancy Grace just admit that her nipple slipped out on Dancing With The Stars? Why is she pretending that she was wearing a Breast Petal? She might have put them on before going on stage, but what popped out the top of that dress was no “flower” – it was full-on nipple. Every nook and cranny of nipple.
That is not a “flower” Nancy, that’s a full-on nursing nipple. I’ve seen them before. That is the color of nipple, that is the flesh of nipple. That is not the smooth dull fake flesh tones of the Breast Petal with a rippled flower petal edge. Your nipple is literally hooking over the top of the dress, like a gopher peeking out of a hole in the lawn. Why are you now lying about it and pretending that it wasn’t nipple? A woman who prides herself on truth and justice is boob faced lying to America.
How can she expect TotMom Casey Anthony to tell the truth about murdering her baby, when TitMom Nancy Grace won’t even tell the truth about a harmless little nipple slip?
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