This gets like 10 OMGs and like 50 WTFs.
“Ms. Moore, Keep your lips where I can see them and step away from the vodka!”
I think she needs to be added to the National Sex Offender’s Registry.
“Man Up” airs Tuesday Oct. 18th at 8:30pm. Watch “Man Up” Tuesdays between “Last Man Standing” and “Dancing With The Stars.”
Check this video out — Cast of “Last Man Standing”, “Suburgatory” & “Man Up”. All new ABC shows airing this fall. The cast members were at Paley, LA. http://www.paleycenter.org/
So word on the street is that Beyonce is pretending to be pregnant to throw the press off of her surrogate. Her fake baby belly deflated during an Australian television interview. I wonder if it’ll be twins like every other celebrity who pays for a baby?
This video is amazing. This blogger http://www.lockergnome.com/ addressed negative comments on the internet about the death of Steve Jobs, back in February, long before he was dead. It’s an amazing video and deserves a few minutes of your time.
The economy is in the shitter. People are broke as shit. Troops over seas, homeless people living on the streets, children going to bed hungry because their parents are unemployed… BUT NOT ZAC EFRON! His belly is FULL OF BOOZE. While others starve and go cold, Zac Efron is out partying with his pals spending more than $100,000 on booze in ONE NIGHT. He could have donated that money to charity… saved lives, helped cure a disease? Nope! He drank it down his girly throat and pissed it out his tiny little cock. What an INCREDIBLE DOUCHE BAG ZAC EFRON IS. TMZ has the story.
This is Demi Moore‘s twitter reaction to all the tabloid and gossip buzz about her husband Ashton Kutcher banging a broad in a San Diego hotel on their 6th anniversary. Looks like some Oprah style bullshit to me.
Oh and she also plastered her Twitter page with wallpaper of her crotch.
Classy! I think Ashton has one just like it in Los Angeles though. A newer model in fact. I don’t mean to be cynical but did anybody think this was going to last? To be honest they lasted a lot longer than I thought. He doesn’t need a baby sitter anymore, he can go out on his own. Is it any coincidence that as soon as he gets a huge paying job he ditches the old model for a newer one? Not that he hasn’t been test driving newer models for years.
I knew we’d see those “CHAZ HANDS” as soon as the show started airing. We can only hope to see more of those CHAZ HANDS in the weeks to come! I’m guessing that #ChazHands should start trending any minute now! If you missed last night’s premiere episode you can see it by CLICKING HERE!
Last week I noticed several tabloids had picked up a story about Nicholas Cage chasing a naked intruder out of his bedroom in the middle of the night. If you haven’t read the story READ IT HERE it’s way more interesting with an English accent. All I could think was, “who gives a rip about something that happened so long ago. Somewhere a PR agency is working overtime to make Nicholas Cage seem relevant.
Today was the “Nicholas Cage is a real life Bill Compton Vampire” story. Some guy was selling a civil war ear photograph for a million dollars on ebay and he claimed it was photographic proof that Nicholas Cage was a vampire from at least as far back as the Civil War… I mean there’s no way to know before photographs were invented, but I’m sure someone will come out with a Nicholas Cage vampire hieroglyph any time now. The ebay listing has since been removed so I can’t include a link here.
After the vampire story, I Googled to find out who was doing RP for Nicholas Cage and all I could find was a company called WKT Public Relations.
Now even I have to admit that the black and white civil war image is hilarious. I mean it’s clearly not him, but they look enough alike that it’s funny to see the images side by side.
I can’t make up my mind. Are these stories just random luck? Did WKT Public Relations plant these stories? I don’t know how PR works but I’m fascinated now.
Nicholas Cage is just too fake to me. I want him to come clean and talk about smashing shark tanks in his downtown LA loft. I feel like Nicholas Cage is trying to trick me into forgetting that I don’t like him with PR tactics that are about as discrete as the hair on his head.
Will it work? Will people be tricked into going to his films? Is he on the way out? Is he relevant in any way?